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Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Things To Keep In Mind As The New Year Approaches - 7 of 20
7. Stand out.
Someone has to.
It is easy, in words and deeds, to follow along.
It can feel strange to do or say something different.
But without that unease, there is no freedom.
And the moment you set an example, the spell of the status quo is broken, and others will follow.
Yale historian and Holocaust expert Timothy Snyder wrote: "Americans are no wiser than the Europeans who saw democracy yield to fascism, Nazism, or communism. Our one advantage is that we might learn from their experience. Now is a good time to do so."
Snyder's a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (which includes former Secretaries of State), and consults on political situations around the globe. He says:
Above, #7 of twenty lessons from the twentieth century, adapted to the circumstances of today.
Writing Challenge 2016 #29 - No Fourth Wall
NWC #29- "No Fourth
Wall" Nov 30th at 8am
Shakespeare didn't have a
fourth wall. Moliere didn't either. The times when theater was the most
popular, this concept didn't exist. Why deny your audience direct connection
with the performers?
Why limit the actions you
can have on stage to self-contained, justified, laborious interactions between
full rounded characters? Afraid it will be
bad? You don't like this kind of theater? Maybe that's just because people like
you don't write in this genre enough!
*CHALLENGE*- Agit Prop
this sumbitch.
1. political (originally
communist) propaganda, especially in art or literature. ("agitprop painters")
Take a well-known tale and
use it for your own means. Goldilocks and the three candidates? Little Red
Scare? The Wonderful World of School Board Meetings? Who is John from
Accounting?
*Bonus*- Write in as many
dialects and races and socio-economic backgrounds as you can. These characters
are SUPPOSED to be flat comments on large groups of people.
*Bonus*- Interact with the
audience PHYSICALLY not just verbally. Make them hold something or reveal
something, or find something under their seats.
(Time for agitprop later,
gotta get that next bus play done, or at least continued...
Point in the bus play's
favor, there will be no stage, no fourth wall.
The plays will take place with other passengers all around)
BUS PLAY #4, part 2
A
woman in her late 90s.
A
girl of seven years old.
Sitting
together, on a bus, on the ice in the middle of a lake.
(Last time...)
GIRL
You would be my great-grandmother.
WOMAN
Yes, I guess I would. I never had any great-grandchildren. That I met.
GIRL
The first time I play Scrabble with him, he's going
to talk about you a lot.
WOMAN
Don't let him win.
GIRL
I won't.
WOMAN
I never did.
GIRL
You
don't want to get stuck with the Q.
WOMAN
Or
the J.
GIRL
Or
the X.
WOMAN
Or
the K.
GIRL
You
hoard the blank tiles and at least one U.
WOMAN
You
memorize the handful of words that don't need a U to go with a Q.
GIRL
You
keep the scrabble dictionary nearby.
WOMAN
You
do a lot of crossword puzzles.
GIRL
It's
how you keep your mind sharp.
WOMAN
So
many words.
GIRL
You
go for the big words and the big scoring tiles.
WOMAN
Be
careful, though. You don't want to just
come close and end up setting the other person up for a big score.
GIRL
But
you have to risk it.
WOMAN
No,
you play it safe. Avoid the edges. Make small words if you have to. Deny the other person a foothold they can
build on.
GIRL
But
if you don't open up the board, the game gets too constricted, no one can play.
WOMAN
There's
always a play.
Or
you can skip a turn.
Don't
make it easy for the other person to beat you.
GIRL
Doesn't
the game stop being fun then?
WOMAN
Board
games is one of the few places in life where you're allowed to be vicious. It's encouraged. Use your brain. Show no mercy.
GIRL
What
about cribbage?
WOMAN
Also
fun. More chance, though. More rules.
I like Scrabble just a bit better.
Words and letters. An orderly
board. Cribbage can be very random.
GIRL
He
said you were good with a deck of cards.
WOMAN
Big
family. Lot of game playing over the
years.
GIRL
Your
hands seem bony.
WOMAN
Never
did have much meat on me. And when
you're older, the skin sags. You hollow
out. Blessed with good joints
though. My hands never fell victim to
arthritis.
GIRL
You
skin seems translucent, more blue than pink.
WOMAN
Everything
gets a little grayer when you're older.
The blood retreats from the extremities.
GIRL
Are
you fragile?
WOMAN
Are
you?
GIRL
I'm
small.
WOMAN
I'm
light, but I'm strong. There's a
difference. You don't live to be one
hundred years, one month and one day if you're prone to fall apart when life
bats you around.
(to
be continued)
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Things To Keep In Mind As The New Year Approaches - 6 of 20
6. Be kind to our language.
Avoid pronouncing the phrases everyone else does.
Think up your own way of speaking, even if only to convey that thing you think everyone is saying.
(Don't use the internet before bed. Charge your gadgets away from your bedroom, and read.)
What to read?
Perhaps "The Power of the Powerless" by Václav Havel,
1984 by George Orwell,
The Captive Mind by Czesław Milosz,
The Rebel by Albert Camus,
The Origins of Totalitarianism by Hannah Arendt, or
Nothing is True and Everything is Possible by Peter Pomerantsev.
Yale historian and Holocaust expert Timothy Snyder wrote: "Americans are no wiser than the Europeans who saw democracy yield to fascism, Nazism, or communism. Our one advantage is that we might learn from their experience. Now is a good time to do so."
Snyder's a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (which includes former Secretaries of State), and consults on political situations around the globe. He says:
Above, #6 of twenty lessons from the twentieth century, adapted to the circumstances of today.
Writing Challenge 2016 #28 - Hope and Cheese
NWC #28- "HOPE and
CHEESE" Nov 29th at 8am
CHALLENGE- create a
powerful image of coming together, of people helping people, of hope.
What if it's cheesy? *It'd
better be!*
What if it's not cheesy
enough?
*Add more cheese!*
Why do you keep bringing
up cheese? *I'm really hungry!*
Do I really have to make
people feel happy and hopeful and wonderful?* Yes.
Try it. You might like
it.*
What if I start hating it
and it becomes about the opposite of what it's supposed to be about and I can't
help but destroy all things beautiful even as I create them?
*I don't know! You
probably have something wrong with you.*
Can I make this children's
theater?
*You can do whatever you
want, but maybe try to make adults happy too? We all deserve to be happy.*
I don't know how to do
this.* It's not really a question, but maybe the reason you don't is that it's
a rare and scary thing to try to do well. We really punish artists for being
happy and failing to make us happy. Why do we do that?*
(I slather on the cheese
all the time, but I've been trying to push one more, possibly very sentimental,
bus play idea out of my head and on to the page, so I'll try that...)
BUS PLAY #4
A
woman in her late 90s sits on the bus, waiting.
A
seven year old girl approaches.
GIRL
May
I sit with you?
WOMAN
I
would like that very much.
GIRL
I'm
sorry we never got to meet.
WOMAN
By
the time I was on my way out, you were still very young.
GIRL
I
probably wouldn't have remembered you.
WOMAN
I
probably wouldn't have remembered you either.
GIRL
My
brain was still forming.
WOMAN
Mine
was deteriorating.
GIRL
I'll
remember you now.
WOMAN
And
I you.
GIRL
It's
good that he could tell me stories about you.
WOMAN
This
is him remembering me when I was still in full control.
GIRL
Is
it hard to start forgetting?
WOMAN
You
know, I thought it would be, but I was remarkably OK with it.
GIRL
I'm
still learning so many things.
WOMAN
There's
a lot to learn. It's a big world.
GIRL
Did
you ever travel?
WOMAN
Not
like you already have. I'm not sure
whether I even had a passport. I
certainly didn't need one.
GIRL
I
was born in Montana.
WOMAN
I
was born in Pennsylvania.
GIRL
We
were both born in the states.
WOMAN
Something
else we have in common.
GIRL
My
little sister was born in Slovakia.
WOMAN
I
can't imagine.
GIRL
It's
not that different from here, really.
WOMAN
But
it's so much older.
GIRL
Parts
of it are older. A lot of it is pretty
new.
WOMAN
He
went to visit you over there for the first time shortly after I died.
GIRL
He
was sad.
WOMAN
I
know. I'm sorry about that. You probably cheered him up quite a bit.
GIRL
Yes.
WOMAN
Was
your little sister born yet?
GIRL
Just. Five months.
WOMAN
Oh
my.
GIRL
One
morning, she spit up all over him.
WOMAN
Oh
dear.
GIRL
It
was mostly milk.
WOMAN
Of
course.
GIRL
He
laughed and laughed.
WOMAN
Really.
GIRL
We
rushed around getting towels, and he stood there in a big white puddle in the
middle of the floor. Holding my sister,
and smiling at her.
WOMAN
That
sounds like him.
GIRL
Things
are more crowded there.
WOMAN
Yes.
GIRL
There's
so much space here.
WOMAN
Yes.
GIRL
It's
a wonder anyone runs into anyone else at all sometimes.
WOMAN
I'm
glad we ran into each other.
GIRL
I
have three grandmas.
WOMAN
Goodness.
GIRL
You
would be my great-grandmother.
WOMAN
Yes,
I guess I would. I never had any
great-grandchildren. That I met.
GIRL
The
first time I play Scrabble with him, he's going to talk about you a lot.
WOMAN
Don't
let him win.
GIRL
I
won't.
WOMAN
I
never did.
(to be continued)
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Writing Challenge 2016 #27 - Bad Theater
NWC #27- "BAD
THEATER" Nov 28th at 8am
I hate bad theater.
Like... I hate it.
CHALLENGE- write bad
theater. REALLY write it. See if you can get the arc of the needle on the
bad-o-meter to turn so bad... so far to the left that it bends and bends and
bends some more until it starts to reach ALL THE WAY AROUND and touch
greatness.
DO NOT TRY TO WRITE
GREATNESS
that isn't how this works.
Channel the dark side of
the Force
Give yourself permission
two days before end end of this challenge to write badly- BUT NOT LAZILY
EPIC BAD
worse than worse
Do what those assholes who
ruin theater for the rest of us 'cause their audiences come to see their first
show in a decade and resolve to make it the last of their lives... only do what
they do MORE
Yeah?
Back your ass so far into
badness that something peaks out on the other side
What is bad? up to you.
the odds someone reads this are next to nil
hell even you will likely
never revisit this moment again so why are you being so gutless?
Maybe you find a voice for
a character you didn't know you had inside you?
Everyone needs a good
antagonist. Give them their due!
(Not sure I can top the
horrible aborted fetus play in my head right now. I reached for a recent example of bad
theater, or at least a bad theater idea, and ended up going down a well-intentioned
white person rabbit hole, which I guess is either bad or just precious...)
BAD THEATER INTERRUPTUS
1
OK,
so our first ensemble movement piece will be set to "Ooo, Child" by
Nina Simone.
2
No.
1
What
do you mean, no?
2
Are
you black?
1
I
think you mean African American.
2
Whatever. Are you?
1
Clearly,
no.
2
Am
I? Is anyone in this blindingly lily
white theater company even remotely a person of color?
1
I'm
not sure why that's at all germane to what we're doing here.
2
Nina
Simone was a proud, dark-skinned African American, or black, woman who was also
deeply involved in the civil rights struggles of her time - and sadly,
continually, our time.
1
So
white people can't use her music?
2
Not
to make up for a lack of diversity in your acting company, no.
1
That's
not what we're doing.
2
That's
not what you're consciously, deliberately doing, no. But if you're not just getting a diversity
contact high off of all the things associated with the sound of Nina Simone - ?
1
And
we're not.
2
Why
not just set it to "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.
1
So
I guess the later sequence we were going to set to Sam Cooke's "A Change
Is Gonna Come" doesn't fly with you either.
2
Nope.
1
Billie
Holliday's "Strange Fruit"
2
You're
not serious.
1
I
thought we were.
2
Not
unless you're depicting a lynching on stage in which white people aren't the
heroes or the victims.
1
Art
should be colorblind.
2
And
when society is, then I agree with you.
However,
that's not where we are at the moment.
1
Pharrell's
"Happy"?
2
If
you must.
1
Sam
Cooke's "Wonderful World"?
2
(singing, just to be sure)
"Don't
know much about history - ?"
1
That's
the one.
2
Sure.
1
So
we can't address Black Lives Matter?
2
Not
unless you actually start working with some black artists and let them lead the
project, no.
1
But
that's limiting.
2
Only
if you circle of artistic collaborators is limited.
1
I
have black friends.
2
OK. Good for you.
1
I'm
not prejudiced. I'm an ally.
2
You
don't get to choose that label for yourself.
Do the work. Someone will tell
you when you're an ally. Maybe. Eventually.
1
But
this is an important issue.
2
So
make space for people who are directly affected by it to speak to that issue.
1
But
I feel that my artistic empathy -
2
When
a cop pulls you over, do you fear for your life?
1
No.
2
Then
you can't speak to this issue.
1
That's
limiting my artistic expression.
2
In
so many other ways you have access and absolutely no limitations. Clear some of those roadblocks for artists of
color. And step aside.
1
Hold
the door.
2
Essentially? Yeah.
1
I'm
offended by that.
2
It's
not about you.
1
It's
not about you either.
2
I'm
not saying it is.
1
But
you're standing in the way.
2
No,
I'm standing in *your* way. *The* way
still has plenty of room.
1
I
can just go ahead and do it anyway,
2
Yes
you can. I'm just trying to save you
from your own worst, clueless istincts.
1
It's
not like I'm planning to use James Brown's "Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm
Proud."
2
Yeah,
points for that. Not all things are that
easy to spot.
1
Like
Nina Simone.
2
Like
Nina Simone.
1
But
I like Nina Simone.
2
As
do I. She is not, however, the
appropriate soundtrack to my life onstage.
1
So?
2
So
if you want Nina Simone to mean something, give her an appropriate context.
1
Which
would necessitate artists of color.
2
Exactly.
1
So
white people can only do white stories?
2
That's
simplistic, but closer.
1
It's
not like I'm trying to stage an all-white version of "A Raisin In The
Sun."
2
Well,
we already have "Death of a Salesman" for that, so I don't know why
you would need to.
1
I'm
not staging Othello with an actor doing black face.
2
OK,
points for that. Never do black
face. Or red face. Or yellow face. Or brown face. Basically no face that isn't your own face.
1
So
Columbus Day or Thanksgiving?
2
Problematic
at best.
1
American
History in general?
2
Deeply
troubled. But if you can accept that white
people aren't always the victims or the heroes or even central to the story of
some types of progress, then -
1
Things
might start to balance out?
2
As
long as you do your homework and find the right collaborators.
1
Because
progress often happened in spite of white people, not because of them.
2
There
are some white heroes.
1
But
they exist alongside, not instead of, heroes of color.
2
Right.
1
So
what do we do about the show? This show,
right now? Where we just have white
people?
2
There
are still struggles.
1
Just
don't appropriate someone else's.
2
Or
pretend that yours are the most pressing or insurmountable. Acknowledge that white privilege and
institutional racism help you get halfway to your solutions. Don't be ungrateful. But don't just take advantage and then
pretend you did it all on your own.
1
And
work to dismantle corrupt systems.
2
There
ya go.
1
We'll
need to rethink.
2
Rethinking
is good.
1
It's
kind of exhausting.
2
Well,
we've had it easy for a LONG time.
1
Progress
doesn't come without hard work.
2
And
a willingness to sacrifice a little of your own comfort.