Gremlin Theatre’s production of Sandy Rustin’s play “The Cottage” is putting the comedy back in romantic comedy. Or perhaps it’s putting the farce back in sex farce. The audience gets a lot of both (love and sex) but laughter is the order of the day.
“It seems we’ve all been lonely with Sylvia or without Sylvia.”
Perhaps the trickiest thing about “The Cottage” (and no, it’s not that other recent cottage of note, calm down - though that is also lovely), the tricky thing about discussing the plot of “The Cottage” is that it’s SO easy to spoil some of its funniest surprises and biggest laughs if you aren’t very careful. So I’m going to stick quite closely to the synopsis the theater, and the playwright’s own website, use to say just enough but not too much.
“I love it when you smoke. You look like the picture of health.”
“A romantic getaway. Multiple affairs. One tiny English cottage. What could possibly go wrong?
With a tip of the hat to Noël Coward and sex comedies of the past, this side-splitting romp is an outrageous tale of sex, betrayal, and desire set in 1920s Britain. The true meaning of fate and faith, identity and infidelity, love and marriage are all called into question as a surprising and hilarious web of secrets unravels in this ridiculously funny, potentially murderous, uncharacteristically feminist romantic comedy. Sylvia Van Kipness (here played by Sarah Malaria) sets the whole thing in motion when she decides to expose her love affair to her husband Clarke (Corey DiNardo) and her lover Beau (Sasha Andreev)’s wife Marjorie (Shana Eisenberg).”
Rounding out the mismatched couples are two other visitors to the cottage, arriving for reasons I won’t spoil, Dierdre (Mira Davis) and her jealous husband Richard (Chance Carroll).
“It’s impossible to rip a man’s heart out with a teaspoon.”
“You said it was serrated!”
Half the fun of watching the antics of “The Cottage” unfold is the almost dizzying way in which all the characters become increasingly interconnected throughout the whole of the first act and on into the second act as one new person after another comes knocking at the cottage’s front door. Even though the play is new and only just recently had its run on Broadway back in 2023, the style of dialogue and performance is very of the period reminding me not only of Noel Coward, but also screwball comedies of the early 20th century like “Bringing Up Baby” or the wisecracking detective couple Nick and Nora Charles in “The Thin Man” movie series. Kudos to dialect coach Keely Wolter for helping everyone achieve that arch, old-timey comedy style. Everyone’s got a sharp wit here and is willing to use it, though the production is also not above drunken escapades or unexpected farts. High brow and low brow humor live in harmony in “The Cottage” and they’re both equally entertaining.
“Just as a left you… gorgeous.”
Director Brian Balcom puts his clever, very funny cast through their paces, running in and out of all corners of Carl Schoenborn’s multi-level set with its many doorways and windows (and window seats), not to mention the larger Gremlin Theatre itself. It’a a great use of the space. Schoenborn also took on the lighting design, making sure everything’s just as bright and sparkling as the dialogue. The whole design team is populated with Gremlin Theatre regulars so the period feel of the piece is reinforced by Aaron Newman’s sound design choices as well as A. Emily Heaney having a ball with the costume design outfitting everyone in period threads (and lingerie). Prop designer Sarah Bauer outdoes herself with everything from the doilies to the candlestick phone and the old Victrola record player. My theatergoing companion also outdid themselves by noting a framed picture of Emily Dickinson hung on the cottage wall and then later noting, as we took stock prior to the performance beginning of all the clothes strewn about the floor and the “delicates” draped over the staircase railing, “Well, Dickinson did once say that ‘Hope is a thong with feathers.’” Stage manager Kathryn Fritz is new to the Gremlin but keeps all these plates spinning as they need to in order to keep the comedy on track from start to finish.
“Funny how the brink of death brings out the sentimental side of men.”
One of the many things I enjoyed about “The Cottage” is that it’s not at all what it first appears to be. Given my unconscious cultural conditioning, my brain was expecting for the play to revolve around Beau, the husband cheating on his wife. And I was surprised to realize I had been expecting this when I found that expectation thwarted, over and over again, by the reality that the play, and all its characters, actually revolve around Sylvia instead. And in the rare moments when it’s not revolving around Sylvia, the story leans more toward Marjorie or Dierdre than it ever does to Beau, Clarke or Richard (who are, each in their own way, quite ridiculous men). When the playwright describes her own play as “uncharacteristically feminist,” she’s not kidding. That said, it’s not a play that beats you over a head with a message. It’s too silly for that. It’s just the lens through which the story is framed, which continues to fascinate me as I type this.
“I’ve dreamt of this moment. Well, not this moment exactly…”
“The Cottage” is just a really fun time. I don’t want to spoil any of the fun so just go see it for yourselves. But make your reservations. They were completely sold out opening night, which is a rare thing to see at a theater these days, but a most welcome sight. If you need a break from… well, everything going on right now… Gremlin Theatre is a place where you can dependably find a whole evening full of laughs.
“You said last night you love it when I take charge.”
“Context, darling.”
Sandy Rustin’s “The Cottage” runs now through August 2, 2026 at Gremlin Theatre (550 Vandalia Street, Suite 177, St. Paul, MN 55114), Wednesdays through Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 3pm. Wednesday, July 15th is a Pay What You Wish performance. Tickets available at www.gremlintheatre.org
5 stars - Very Highly Recommended
(Photo courtesy of Gremlin Theater. Photography by Alyssa Kristine Photography. Left to right, Sasha Andreev as Beau, and Sarah Malfara as Sylvia in “The Cottage”)






